“Internet friendship is not real”
Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.
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"What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?"
For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via stephanietorno)(Source: sassysluteverforever, via stephanietorno)
I Need You More Than I Love You, and I Love You To Bits
Gunnar Ardelius
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theironyofchokingonbandmembers:
are you fucking kidding me
this is too FUCKED UP
And welcome to America, where instead of saying “I love you.” we fucking hate everyone so everyone gets fucking fucked over and it’s fucking horrible and there’s something horribly wrong with our country.
CLAPS FOR FUCK ASS PARENTS
THIS IS SO FUCKING MESSED UP WTHi hate people
Really now? Really? This is what your God wants? This is what is wrong with religion.
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Somewhere Like This
There are many things I wish I had the courage to say to those I once loved; but alas I am but a coward. I’m too afraid of what might become from words I don’t dare utter to ever take the leap and be vulnerable. Fully comprehending that there would be nothing to lose from my endeavors, but still the thought of what might become haunts me. And for that I am sorry; sorry for my immaturity, for my selfishness, but most of all, I’m sorry for not loving you the way you loved me.
I realized too late my feelings that I harbored for you and by the time I figured it out, you had moved on. Here I sit day to day reminiscing through all the good and bad times we had together and what could have been. For the entirety of my life I won’t forget your smile and all that you have done for me.
Joyce, I love you.
